Thursday, September 17, 2009

Broncos win, Pumpkin Pie loses, Jake Plummer still retired


It's going to be a busy week in the real world, so sorry, we don't have a good update. But the headline gives you all the important news from week 1, right? Jay Cutler lost some respect points--not for throwing four picks in the Bears loss, but for being wishy-washy about whose fault it was in after the game. Jay, seriously. You had a bad game. Acknowledge it, BEFORE you say "WE need to improve."

Kyle Orton played good enough. Sure, it's the second year in a row we've had to rely on a miracle to beat a bad team, but a win's a win and San Diego once again came out of the gates shaky...maybe 8 wins can win this crappy division, and maybe the Broncos can luck their way into 8 wins.

Oh, and Jake Plummer is still retired, sadly. Still, he's doing well from what we gather and that's what matters.

P.S. to a concerned reader: We don't dislike Pat Bowlen, we're just assholes with really big mouths. Sorry about any of that stuff in the past. Cat Bowlen, on the other hand, we see as more
of a tribute than a poke at Mr. Bowlen, so he stays. If you notice, Cat always speaks truth!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Fantasy Football..with LPP is now FREE!


Ok so we have heard that some of you want to join, if it were a free league! Here is your chance, and don't worry cardsfan4life, your $25.00 is coming back to you, the second I'm done writing this post. So it's a free league now. This is way last minute, since the draft is tonight at 8pm. In any event, we ended up with 4 spots open, so here, have at it and join right now, for free! Of course this means, there will be only congratulations sent to you if you win, as opposed to any monetary sum!

Yahoo Fantasy Sports
League ID: 874954
Password: plummer16

and the pic above is an "EXCLUSIVE to LPP" picture of what Jake is currently up to:
(Please do not post or distribute this picture elsewhere, thank you)

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Fantasy Football... LPP Style!

Wanna play fantasy football with the best? Ok well then go ahead and stay in the leagues you're already in! However do you want to play with some of the staff of LPP!? Well we've got a surprise treat for you! We have created a points based league for some of our closest friends, but have left 3 spots open for you, yes you, readers of LPP! There is a $25.00 entry fee and the payouts will be:

1st place: $175.00
2nd place:$50.00
3rd place: $25.00

It's a 10 team league, points based only. Live draft scheduled for 8:45pm pacific time, Wednesday Sept 8th. I know that's late, but this was a last minute decision. In order to join, I'll take the first 3 emails received to: gabesmailbox@gmail.com. Of course we'll be expecting the $25.00 entry fee to be sent via paypal prior to the draft. Hurry, because after the first 3 emails, we're closing shop on the league.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Pumpkin Pie no more?!?!?!

"Hello, ladies...who wants a big ol' slice of Sex Pie?"

Yes, dear readers, that is not a Photoshopped image you see above. Who is that suave, Baldwin-esque GQ model flashing the pearly whites and a $30,000 Rolex? It's Pumpkin Pie himself...Jay Cutler! Kissing Suzy Kolber ran an update today that linked to this website. Who knew what a difference a damn haircut (and maybe, just maybe, a little neck tuck) could make?

Hate to say it Broncos fans, but maybe getting out of Denver and into a real urban environment like Chicago actually was a good thing for the guy.
Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah, Denver's cleaner, better place to live, less crime, high standard of living...fine. We can certainly appreciate life in a slightly quieter city, but let's face it, Frank Sinatra didn't sing no songs about Denver. Besides, if you need any more proof that Jay Cutler's personal life has already changed for the better, let us produce Exhibit B:

We rest our case. Thank you and goodnight.