Wednesday, September 26, 2007

We Talk Too Much

We apologize for the lengthy post, but a couple of us get off on rants and like to practice for writing columns and reports. Upon further review we’d like to thank everyone who stopped by to check us out even if it was to insult us, and we’d also like to sum up yesterday’s blog to save time because frankly, we do talk too much.
In summation:

1. Shanahan is slowly exposing his reliance on good ex-assistants like Kubiak and Coyer and this season will be the beginning of the end...and pay attention to the improvements in Houston and Tampa if you don’t believe the difference those two guys made.

2. Cutler is a nice guy and a good quarterback who may actually end up being ruined by the way his young career’s being handled. We’re crossing our fingers that Denver will not turn on him once they realize he’s not going to be a savior all by his lonesome and run him out of town like the last two guys. Also, he makes far too much money and is far too intelligent to cut his own hair. Lose the Pumpkin Pie cut, Jay, please!

3. Jake the Snake got shafted and he’s not coming back. We understand. But we reserve the right to talk about the guy until death, especially since the Broncos do not look improved this year if you’ve been paying attention. This is not a better team than the one that beat the Patriots in Foxboro last year.

4. The Broncos roster and gameplan is full of holes that the Bills, Raiders, and especially Jaguars exposed; things need to be fixed. Unfortunately, with the Colts, Chargers, Steelers, and Packers as the next 4 opponents, it might get much worse before it gets better.

5. We love the Broncos and want the team to WIN!!! This means we will kick sentimentality to the curb. The team is in need of a change starting at the top. The shelf life of Bly, Henry, Walker and Bailey is about four years. Lynch is about done. If they’re truly playing for the future, they need to step it up and fast. If they’re playing for “now” they need to be realistic and look at overhauling the defensive line and coaching staff. At this rate, they won’t catch the Pats and Colts before 2015.

If we are truly proven wrong at the end of the season, we apologize and talk about something else. By “proven wrong” we mean “second round.”

Despite all of this, we do believe in positive thinking and wish the Broncos the best of luck this weekend. Anything can happen in the NFL. If they beat the Colts or Chargers or both, it’s a much-needed shot in the arm. But if they lose, this season will get fugly fast. Pull out all the stops, Pumpkin Pie, otherwise in 3 years you’ll have an ulcer and wonder why people are making up clever insults that rhyme with your name while talking about some college QB in the Broncos draft wheelhouse.

Anyway, go Broncos, but ya shoulda...

LET PLUMMER PLAY!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you think in any way that cutler has been responsible for denver's poor play then you should really quit watching football. cutler has been one of the FEW bright spots this season. he led denver to THREE game tying or go-ahead drives in the 4th quarter or overtime in the first 2 games. he has been able to make throws this season that plummer could have NEVER made. cutler is one of the main reasons that denver isn't 0-3 right now.

Anonymous said...

my question is why do you care about jake so much, jake obviously doesn't care to much because he just quit, someone who truly loved to pay the game and have the heart, would have played football wherever he could, jake plummer is a sell-out, not to the broncos, but to football in its entirety

Anonymous said...

This guy cares about Plummer so much because he's a douchebag who has a Jake Plummer poster that he beats off to every day and now that he's gone this guy is pissed off so he takes out his anger in his blog that other Jake Plummer loyalists can beat off too.