What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas Unless You're Javon Walker

CSI Las Vegas says the crime scene probably looked a lot like this.

Former Broncos and current Raiders (if he ever suits up) WR Javon Walker was found unconscious on a side street off the Las Vegas Strip early Monday morning. Apparently he's got a broken eye socket. Police are assuming it was a robbery. There's a slight 100% chance that alcohol was involved.

All joking aside, did Javon learn nothing from being about 36 inches away from Darrent Williams on New Years' Eve when Darrent was shot and killed? Shouldn't that have been the lesson learned right there? Rumor has it that Javon had gotten into a $15,000 "champagne war" with boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. the night before at the Hard Rock Casino club, spraying patrons with Dom Perignon, making it rain--you know, real responsible Pacman Jones type stuff. Then apparently he got hammered and stayed out until 6:30 a.m., becoming an easy target for whomever jacked him. That's outlandish behavior even for a Raider. Heck, that might even be considered bad for a Bengal!

We wish Javon a speedy recovery, although we couldn't care less if it affects his NFL career. We aren't the most religious blog out there, but for once we're going to go against our normal "butt out" policies and loudly suggest that what Javon needs is Jesus. Or Jehovah. Or Allah. Or Buddha. Or Joe Smith. Anything that keeps his dumb ass out of the clubs.