Monday, September 8, 2008

Pumpkin Pie in the Raiders' faces

Great Pumpkin!

Well, that's a good start to the season. As we predicted, Pumpkin Pie is carrying the team despite the running game slipping away and the Raiders essentially stopping themselves by even bothering to use Justin "Every Yard Is Uphill" Fargas when they have a machine named Darren McFadden. Helpful hint, Lil' Lane Kiffin...running backs don't need to learn the game like QB's do. They run. That's it. Make a hole for them and things happen. And with that bit of advice, we'd like to add...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...ahhhh. F*** the Raiders. Side note: Jamarcus Russell actually doesn't look too bad. But who in the hell are his receivers? Wait, did Ashley Lelie just...ASHLEY LELIE? And who is "Scheilens?" While we're at it...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...ahhh. Way to suck and blow at the same time Chargers. Losing to Carolina? In San Diego? From Jake Delhomme? As time expired? Yeah, have fun watching the Super Bowl at home again. And oh yeah...

Ha. We can't laugh too hard at the Chiefs. We hate them, but they did mow down Tom Brady, and we'd like to congratulate Kansas City for their moral victory. Ladies and Gentlemen, your starting AFC Pro Bowl QB, Jay Cutler.

For those who might smacktalk about Jake and our ongoing dedication to his old career, we knew Cutler would be starting by now when he was drafted. So, whatever. Our issue was with the failures of 06 and 07. It's 2008 now and we're Broncos fans. Maybe we can't win it all, but we can do some damage--of course we'll back our Pie in the Mile High. Also, Eddie Royal seems to be the real deal and Scheffler looks to be continuing his improvement.

(Note from Pale Horseman--And just to be honest here, Pumpkin Pie is my fantasy starting QB. Better believe I'm behind him this year. LET PUMPKIN SCORE!!!)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good to see you guys give a somewhat positive assessment of a Broncos game for a change. Now I want you guys to take into consideration the state of the Raiders and Dolphins franchises. Ever since Jon Gruden was traded away from that team the Raiders have completely sucked ass. They have had a new coach 3 out of the last 4 years!!! Now lets look at the state of the Dolphin franchise. They are on their 3rd coach for a 3rd straight year and the team is not getting any better. My point is simply this........A team cannot give up on their coach if they have a off year every now and then. You guys continually show your frustration towards Mike Shanahan and for what reason???? He doesn't win a Super Bowl every year??? If Denver fired Shanny at the end of this year at least 50% of the teams out there would hire him IMMEDIATELY!!! My biggest fear (as a Broncos fan) is that Bowlan could fire Shanny and my beloved team will not be abloe to find a coach whom the players will PLAY for and want to win for. Do you guys want the Broncos tobecome the next Raider/Dolphin franchise???? How are those franchises working out??? You guys need to start respecting the man that drafted Jay Cutler (HAHAHA "Pumpkin Pie" aaahhhhh nothing like that kindergarden humor. Seriously think of something clever) cause it looks like he will become the next great QB of our time. It's time you guys stood up and shouted....... LET SHANAHAN STAY!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, no room on the Cutler bandwagon for you. Go lick Plummers crack.

Let Plummer Play! said...

Ok so the lick Plummer's crack was a bit funny. We're not jumping on the Culter bandwagon, nor are we saying we take back our Shanahan bashing. If you read above, you'll see the Raiders bashed. Well, Denver beat the Raiders 41-17 as they should have. It's not anywhere near time to start saying Shanahan is King and should stick around forever.

When you've been a head coach for 14 years and have won 9 championships ala Phil Jackson, then yeah maybe you out to stick around forever. When you've been around 14 years and won 2x ala Shanahan, maybe you don't get to stick around forever.

As we said we knew Cutler would be starting by now, it was a given. We wasted the 06 and 07 year for no good reason.

Jay looked phenomenal in ONE GAME, so we aint jumping on any bandwagon. We have been Denver fans for about 24 years, we will continue to be and that gives us the right to say whatever the F we want to say about whoever the F we want.

And for your kindergarten comment, word around the campfire is that even Jay Cutler himself got many a good laugh not only from the "pumpkin pie" label but from this site.

You think we're lying, that's fine, we know MORE THAN YOU THINK.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you guys go suck on Andrew Mason's cock again?

Anonymous said...

How many of Phil Jackson's championships were given to him by the NBA Front office in order to gain ratings for the NBA Playoffs?? Not a good argument on your part guys. Oh and by the way, How many years was Steely McBeam the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers before he won them a championship???? Were the steelers fans shoutiong for him to get fired??? NO!!! and why??? Because he consistently got the team to the playoffs.

(I might have to register now so you guys know who I am cause it appears im the only one who checks this site anymore. The first comment was mine too.)

Let Plummer Play! said...

See, that's the spirit. Now y'all have us laughing again. Phil Jackson handed championships? Never heard that one before. We've heard he had the best players around and yes, that's true. He also developed those players into champions. When he didn't have them, he still went to the playoffs.

You mention Steely Mcbeam getting teams to the playoffs... That's are point, SHANAHAN is NOT getting them to the playoffs. Sure this year maybe different and we hope he does.

Sucking Mason's cock?

We were so AGAINST Mason for two years, it's not even funny!