This town needs an enema!

Yes, yes, the Broncos beat the Fake Raiders. Yes, we took a long time to update. But we've been investigating a series of mysterious vandalisms (is that a word?)

Pumpkin Pie was a victim.

Ditto Pat Bowlen.

Even the beloved "Mastermind" Mike Shanahan got a taste of the defacement.

How could this have happened?

Who is responsible for this dastardly deed?

Who put smiles on these otherwise sour faces?

Who?

Who?

Whom, even?

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We have some idea...

Why so serious?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled football season.