It appears we have once again been overly harsh to our beloved white horses and our millions of loyal fans around the world have seen fit to slap us on our typing wrists. Yes, it's true. We can be Negative Nancies at times. In fact, those times occur quite often. But far be it from us to (my God) act like closet Chargers fans.
Why should we bring up negatives? Surely the Broncos have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are inching closer to regaining the greatness of the championship years. Jay Cutler is a young gunslinger, Brandon Marshall is a phenom when he actually concentrates on football, and Mike Shanahan despite our occasionally playful jab has at least decided to Let Pumpkin Play.
We don't want to be overly pessimistic, it is simply in our nature to do so. With that in mind, let us not dwell upon the Broncos' recent fizzle against Jacksonville. Let us not dread this weekend's trip to Foxboro. Let us instead celebrate all that is good about being Broncos fans and football fans in general.
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Oh screw it, here's a cat in a bow tie:
Isn't that f***ing hilarious? He thinks he's people!
Hey, if we were all yippy-skippy about everything the Broncos did, rain or shine, win or lose, champs or chumps, we'd be just like all the other gushing kiss-ass fan sites of every team in every other sport cluttering up the net. You know, the way ESPN is with the Red Sox. The rest of team sports should be so lucky as to have fans like us! We offer constructive criticism and unconditional love...with a few conditions.
As a matter of fact, if you've got another team you'd like us to rep in another sport, let us know and we'll lovingly bitch about them too! Just not a hockey team. Not because hockey sucks, it's just...well, there's a lot of long European names and they all kind of blend together. And because hockey in a league format does indeed suck.
By the way, the Broncos will win by two scores this weekend, so nyah.
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