Monday, November 24, 2008

Chinese Democracy!



An open letter to our 2 followers:

What will it take? When will you say “Hey LPP you were right all along!” When will you say that benching a QB who had taken you to the AFC Championship for a QB who had a losing record all throughout college was a bad idea? When will you say, Jay is friggin awesome, but hey, I guess it takes more than being just friggin awesome to get a team anywhere?

At the bottom of everything, no matter what any of you have ever said about us, we have been true blue Broncos fans since 1980, when I played on my first little league football team for the local Broncos. So it’s been 28 years we’ve spent a lot of time rooting for the Broncos, and for individual players as well. True, we never like anyone more than John Elway, however Eddie “Mac” Mccaffrey and Jake Plummer came pretty close. Point here is, screw all of you who say all we do is badmouth the Broncos. Truth be told, after a seven year super bowl appearance drought, we so just so over the top excited when Jake had actually led the Broncos back to the AFC championship, we knew we had at least another 3-5 years with a shot. Mike Shanahan ruined all that the very next year. So yeah, we took a lot of our anger out on Jay, who would not have? Oh yeah, all you real Bronco fans I guess.

At the end of the day, when the OAKLAND RAIDERS two highest scoring games in two years BOTH come against the Broncos, you know something is wrong! Blame it on whoever the hell you want, this Broncos team couldn’t shine the shoes of the 2005 team, or any other Bronco team before that. These new 2008 Broncos suck! It’s devastating to have to know that the RAIDERS beat MY team yesterday.

Jake Plummer beat the ALMIGHTY DALLAS COWBOYWS in their heyday all by himself, literally. Did you know that, he was the only one on the field that day, passing to himself and everything!

Jay Cutler can’t beat the Raiders and now boasts a professional record looking more like his college record each year!

Jake Plummer as a Bronco:

39 Wins 15 Losses

Jay Cutler as a Bronco:

15 Wins 17 Losses

WOW, in less than 2 FULL years, Jay has surpassed Jake’s total losses as a Bronco.

F THE RAIDERS!

In other, WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN THESE BRONCOS SUCKING NEWS, Guns N'
Roses finally release the long awaited "Chinese Democracy" and I must say...It's better than anything The Broncos have done in years!

And lastly go visit the new Jake Plummer Message Board, it's fun if nothing else!



Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Why Not?

I can't really say much more than I've already said about how much I hate the Raiders, therefore I give you this...

Don't like it, go spout off on our new board here: Jake Plummer/Denver Bronco Forum

Monday, November 17, 2008

A Win!

Yeah! We beat the Hawks, but rather than post our thoughts, we'd like to hear yours. We have created a new message forum for you to go and discuss the game. Come on, this is for all two of our faithful readers. We want to hear your thoughts on the game.

Just click here:

new Jake message board

Friday, November 7, 2008

Proposition 8, YES OR NO?
























When two bad teams, one at .500 and the other below .500 face off, sure lots of points will be scored. When two said teams are led by two decent quarterbacks, even more points will be scored. Yet, the QB who spent the majority of the previous week preparing, will win. Unfortunately, word around town is Brady spent too much time opposing proposition 8 in California and didn't get much chance to prepare. As for one of our two faithful readers that said "the Browns beat the Giants, so Denver beating the Browns obviously means something." I'm not even sure how to respond to that, beyond asking, is this reader 10 years old? Because when I was 10 years old, I'd often rationalize sports in that very way.


Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Brandon Marshall on Jay Cutler...


"When the quarterback sees 1-high or cover-1 [coverage], he's got to be on the same page as me and get the ball to me," Marshall said. "But it's a team game, and oh, well."

There you go, the team is falling apart. Marshall has the W-BALLS to criticize Cutler? Cutler, as we always have said, does not have the Q-Balls to come back and say, "eh, you know what, Brandon Marshall is a soft son of a bitch."

You know who would have had the Q-Balls? That's right, one Jake Plummer. Hell, Jake probably would have slammed his Honda Element into the back of Marshall's soft ass!
By the way, this picture further illustrates Marshall is a soft ass. Look at those PJ pants.





Monday, November 3, 2008

WE WERE RIGHT, ALWAYS ARE, ALWAYS WILL BE!

13 WINS and 16 LOSSES

as a pro quarterback. Blame it on anything you want to. Since the BENCHING of Jake Plummer our wonderful and phenomenal Denver Broncos have gone 13-16. Let's see...It took Jake nearly 4 years to rack up 15 losses, in that same time he won 39 games for the Broncos. Lil' Pumpkin Pie has now surpassed Jake's losses in less than 3 years. Don't forget, he had a losing record at Vanderbilt as well.

Go ahead, curse us out, but if Jay is that good, than at least admit it's time for SHANAHAN to go.