Thursday, December 13, 2007

Run, Pumpkins, Run!!!

The game's not over yet, but we might as well start the rant...Gary Kubiak, Buckshot Rosenfels, and the Houston Texans are simply out-doing the Broncos on both sides of the ball. Despite some nice (but painfully one-dimensional) rapport between Pumpkin Pie and Brandon Marshall, the Horsies showed up looking nothing like the team that stomped all over KC last week. This is probably because Houston, unlike KC, isn't an injury-riddled stink-bomb of a team.

The O-line can't stop anyone, the D-line can't stop anyone, and so therefore, the Broncos can't stop anyone. Anyone ready to point fingers at the man who made this all possible yet? Anyone? We've officially gone backwards from last year, and that season was considered a bust.

Cutler looks good, but if you can't consistently block for him or stop the other team from putting up 20-30 points a game, then his development is rendered useless. Meanwhile all Larry Coyer (our former defensive coordinator) is doing over in Tampa Bay is helping them to be a top-3 defense. A lot of people want to blame Jim Bates for how bad the defense is doing. That's fair. But Shanahan did the firing and hiring that led to all of this, and makes decisions like "let's play conservative all year then suddenly try to go for 4th downs in week 15" or "let's punt to Devin Hester again, that last TD was a fluke."

Well, screw Shanahan, he's blown his second year in a row. By the way, somewhere around the 2nd quarter, Mr. Pumpkins caught a glimpse of how the Broncos were doing, weighed his options, and well...

Godspeed, Mr. Pumpkins. Don't look back...don't look back...remember us here at...

LET PLUMMER PLAY!!!

16 comments:

napoleon15 said...

Is there any doubt left now that Gary Kubiak is a vastly better coach than Mike Shanahan?

Let Plummer Play! said...

Not much doubt here, nap.

napoleon15 said...

Maybe we can figure out a way to send Shanny back to the Raiders...

Jerry said...

Well well, Mike Shanahan has to be blamed atleast a little, but the the thing I blame the most are the players!! I mean, wtf??? No confidence, no heart, no nothing! Cutler making stupid ass throws, O-line playing like those seahawks on that credit card commercial where they get blown the fuck out. Defense, where was it? All I saw was a practice squad out there.

Anonymous said...

I seemed to have forgotten. Under what coach did Denver win TWO Super Bowls? Oh yeah. NOT Kubiak.

jerry said...

Hey guys, I heard Merriman's name was on the Mitchell Report 56 times, coincidence? I think not.

jerry said...

"Cutler looks good, but if you can't consistently block for him or stop the other team from putting up 20-30 points a game, then his development is rendered useless."

Awesome quote.

napoleon15 said...

Anon,

Yes it was Kubiak. He was our offensive coordinator at the time, and the offense has been inconsistent and often dismal ever since he left.

Griz said...

Agreed. After getting Kubiak, Houston has done nothing but improve in every aspect from the team that, on his 1st season as HC, picked with the 1st overal draft selection. Now there rising while we sink. Lets not forget to wave out the back window at Kubiak when we pass eachother going in opposite dirrections.

jerry said...

griz, we didn't wave, we shook hands with them and congratulated them. Then we went on in going opposite directions.

Anonymous said...

True fact: Broncos can win division and get into playoffs if they win their last two and Chargers lose their final three.

Let Plummer Play! said...

Wow...What a useless fact ANON!

Anonymous said...

It was derected to all REAL DENVER FANS not fag losers who have never been laid before. You punk has bitch i would whoop your ass, god damit you such a bitch. I bet Mike fuckin Shanahan could take you with one fuckin hand. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!!

Let Plummer Play! said...

As most of you claim that I'm a female...I feel very violated right at this very second. Give me your name so I can call 911 and tell them I was threatened by a MALE raving lunatic that loves the Broncos!

jerry said...

Well, the Broncos were eliminated from playoff contention on Sunday. Not a surprise there.

Meaningless games ahead!


I'm looking for a 44-17 lost to the Chargers on national TV. Kornheiser, FUCK YOU!!

Anonymous said...

LET PLUMMER PLAY YOU REALLY DO SUCK AT LIFE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO LIFE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FAGGET

JERRY U SUCK TOO