That was just horrible. Nice Christmas present, Broncos. That game was mailed in like a sweepstakes entry. That game was slept through like a Latin class.
Not only did Pale Horseman get destroyed in his Fantasy Super Bowl by the San Diego defense's fumble recovery, four sacks, two picks, and general Bambi vs. Godzilla treatment of the Broncos, but he had to watch the Broncos suffer an even more humiliating defeat in real life! At least PH got the second place money for his troubles. All the Broncos got for Christmas was their two front teeth punched down their throats in an even bigger embarrassment than the 41-3 drubbing they took in Mile High. Yes, this loss was much worse than the last one. At least the first loss to the Chargers was a straight-up, mano-a-mano, ass-whupping. They were trying the first time back in October. That day, San Diego just tried a bit harder, ran a flawless game plan (how Norv managed that, we'll never know,) and ran all over the Broncos to a dominant victory.
Tonight, San Diego didn't even seem to be trying all that hard. The Broncos--John Lynch's uncharacteristic but probably very telling outburst aside--simply played like bored Pop Warner scrubs waiting to get their last paychecks and start their vacations. Is this what we agreed to as fans? Tonight the Broncos looked lazier than the New York Knicks after a turkey dinner. That's emergency time. Does anyone realize that if Shawne Merriman was still on his full roid regimen, there's a good chance that Pumpkin Pie would simply be a pile of crumbs right now?
Could the O-line have been any worse? (We shouldn't say that, there's still one game to go.) Poor Jay Cutler was running for his life half the game! We haven't seen desperate running like that since today at Target when the stock boy found an extra Nintendo Wii in the back. Do we have to say it again? That's not how you develop a quarterback--but it's a good way to wreck one.
If we see another performance like this in 2007, we hope that the performance also marks the final game of a certain coach--the man most Denver fans and media seem to consider "he who must not be blamed."
Oh, and Merry Christmas to the Plummer family!
13 comments:
I learned something yesterday night, it's that Philip Rivers is a classless son of a bitch. His success is because of LT, and that's it.
LT's success is because of the offensive line. Running backs are a dime a dozen (I'm a big Broncos fan so I should know).
Agreed. He acted like he, personally, won the game. What a dick.
Anyone else remember the good 'ol days when we were known for our powerfull offensive line? Granted two starters are on IR but still.
man this site has hit the dumps racist, chargers cheerleaders, junk about a drunk punter. Tis Tis Tis.
As go the Broncos, so goes the site, dude. The drunk punter was a BRONCO when it went down, so, you know...relevant. You think we just want to gloss Shanahan's folly over?
Hey, look over there! It's our ten-year old Super Bowl trophies! Ooooh...shiny...what were we talking about? Oh yeah, GREAT JOB SHANNY! I don't know what's wrong with these darn players...
Come on now, really.
LOL, that pooch punter Paul Ernster got cut on Wednesday. I wonder how much they payed his scrawny ass to play one game, probably more than some Americans get in a month.
Thank you for removing that vile comment about Hackney. No one deserves that!
Ive always supported the broncos and even stuck with most of the decisions that shanny has made but now I realize that the man at the helm isn't the guy we all thought he was. It was kubiak and coyer who were the masterminds. They had the innovation and stability. They understood that players with or without the right talent needed coaching and not turned out so quick. I guess I don't know, because I'm not jim bates and don't get chance after chance after chance and not protected by the shanny umbrella.
Guys, there was a Plummer spotting on Thursday night. It was on ESPN and it was the holiday bowl between AZ state and Texas. Plummer was introducing the AZ state offense and defense! In a Santa Claus hat, nonetheless.
How many t shirts did you sell you classless rejects, I stayed around for a couple of minutes and not one person gave you the time of day. get a life you classless rejects your futile attempts to gain money or popularity are pathetic.
WTF are you talking about? You stayed around for a minute and no one gave us the time of day?
Where exactly are you staying around? My mom's house? My work? Outside my front door? Where you idiot, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU STAYING AROUND!!!!!!!!!
at the game retard with the can shanahan shirts. wait you live with your mom? hahahahahahahahaha this guy needs to get laid hahaha.
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